apple store!!!!

Okay like as of this moment, i am currently inside of the apple store. awesome! i LOVE IT, I TRIED THE i-PAD AND IT ROCKS I RELLY DO SUGGEST IT FOR ANY AND EVERYONE. And the laptops are too cool. i'M ON IT NOW SOOO, YAY ME! I really do love this store, hope they like me too, because i'm buying one of everything when i get just a bit more money. i swear the best is just never enough in here, always something better. Don't believe me? SEE 4 UR SELF.... HURRY the good stuffs great!

Pinch me; I'm dreaming (REALLY)

Okay okay okay, i know all of us have slept in class before.
(yes, you in the back.)  But the real problem is how to wake up. There are some simply remedies like screaming into said sleeping person's ear. You can also, hit them back one enormous time. Or you could just tell the teacher (lame...) But above all these remedies is, pushing them out of their seat. When you psuh someone it causes them to react fast. They'll be so stunned by the hand pushing them, and Dazed by being half sleep, they won't know what to do. Sometimes it's sad really, but you'll get a great laugh out of it. As well as a few good tips on how to wake the person up the next time. Of course it'll be even better the next time, because they'll be on guard, so when you catch them off guard it's hilarious trying to watch them figure out how to catch you in the act. But sadly, once they catch you..... never mind, figure it out on your own.

Sincerely,
Shane

Camp stories

Scary camp stories... "Oooo"... LAME!!! Why do all these camp counselors try to make things so scary when they're not? They come up with the most ridiculous ideas and the kids end up getting scared anyway. You could put a stick on a chair and say a ghost did it and it could seem scary. You could put a replica of that stick in the bathroom and say it moved. I think it’s all stupid. And then the camp counselors try to make these stupid sound effects in the background like that actually scares anybody. For instance, when I was 11 I used to go to the library for a science program. (We got to dig up bones!!) The lady there, a teacher, once told us scary stories. One was about a scary chick who basically roamed the halls of the library. The ghost girl got locked into the bathroom and died in there; of course half of the kids were afraid to go into the bathroom after that. What made it less scary was that the teacher actually clicked on the lights and said “ohhhh”. This is a lesson to all you adults and middle aged, balding people. Stick to your old historical stories, it may bore the mess out of us, but still you do not want to catch your grandchildren laughing behind your backs. Cause we’ll laugh at it years later.