Pinch me; I'm dreaming (REALLY)

Okay okay okay, i know all of us have slept in class before.
(yes, you in the back.)  But the real problem is how to wake up. There are some simply remedies like screaming into said sleeping person's ear. You can also, hit them back one enormous time. Or you could just tell the teacher (lame...) But above all these remedies is, pushing them out of their seat. When you psuh someone it causes them to react fast. They'll be so stunned by the hand pushing them, and Dazed by being half sleep, they won't know what to do. Sometimes it's sad really, but you'll get a great laugh out of it. As well as a few good tips on how to wake the person up the next time. Of course it'll be even better the next time, because they'll be on guard, so when you catch them off guard it's hilarious trying to watch them figure out how to catch you in the act. But sadly, once they catch you..... never mind, figure it out on your own.

Sincerely,
Shane

Camp stories

Scary camp stories... "Oooo"... LAME!!! Why do all these camp counselors try to make things so scary when they're not? They come up with the most ridiculous ideas and the kids end up getting scared anyway. You could put a stick on a chair and say a ghost did it and it could seem scary. You could put a replica of that stick in the bathroom and say it moved. I think it’s all stupid. And then the camp counselors try to make these stupid sound effects in the background like that actually scares anybody. For instance, when I was 11 I used to go to the library for a science program. (We got to dig up bones!!) The lady there, a teacher, once told us scary stories. One was about a scary chick who basically roamed the halls of the library. The ghost girl got locked into the bathroom and died in there; of course half of the kids were afraid to go into the bathroom after that. What made it less scary was that the teacher actually clicked on the lights and said “ohhhh”. This is a lesson to all you adults and middle aged, balding people. Stick to your old historical stories, it may bore the mess out of us, but still you do not want to catch your grandchildren laughing behind your backs. Cause we’ll laugh at it years later.

The weather won't make up its mind...

Hey it's me, again. Now, we've all been experiencing kind of a wake up call with this rain/sunshine mixture. And quite frankly it's getting on my nerves. If the rain wants to come through, why won't it just rain this whole season. And if the sun wants to come through why can't it just wait until summer. They can't share! Here's an example, take two old men, one is happy and one is sad, and they both want a bagel. They can't share that bagel, the sad one always wins. Since the sad is rain and the happy is sun, the odds of that happening is 1 to none and I don't like this. Maybe they should just go camp out somewhere else... And possibly let the clouds take over, the winds deserve a chance.