Camp stories

Scary camp stories... "Oooo"... LAME!!! Why do all these camp counselors try to make things so scary when they're not? They come up with the most ridiculous ideas and the kids end up getting scared anyway. You could put a stick on a chair and say a ghost did it and it could seem scary. You could put a replica of that stick in the bathroom and say it moved. I think it’s all stupid. And then the camp counselors try to make these stupid sound effects in the background like that actually scares anybody. For instance, when I was 11 I used to go to the library for a science program. (We got to dig up bones!!) The lady there, a teacher, once told us scary stories. One was about a scary chick who basically roamed the halls of the library. The ghost girl got locked into the bathroom and died in there; of course half of the kids were afraid to go into the bathroom after that. What made it less scary was that the teacher actually clicked on the lights and said “ohhhh”. This is a lesson to all you adults and middle aged, balding people. Stick to your old historical stories, it may bore the mess out of us, but still you do not want to catch your grandchildren laughing behind your backs. Cause we’ll laugh at it years later.